We are asking for a 33-word response to the following snippet:
The first time I saw. . .Here's the catch: all of your 33 words must be one syllable each. We're going low-brow on your this week. Or not. Can you class it up under these restrictions? Give us your best.
To clarify, we are giving you 5 words. We want another 33 from you, for a grand total of 38.
The first time I saw you cry , I had tears of joy in my eyes.
I was afraid to touch or kiss your soft skin lest I hurt you.
I just stared at my life, my baby.